coelasquid:

    Whenever people point to Mary Shelley and say “a woman invented sci-fi you know” I just think “well, I mean, technically a woman invented the whole concept of authoring books as far as we can tell but hey who’s keeping track”

    (Source: Wikipedia, via ladysnark)

  1. chocolatemew:

    i-effed-it-all-up:

    songs by florence and the machine make me feel like i need to run barefoot through a misty forest wearing a flower crown

    and reveal my true demon form as i burn the forest and everything in it down

    (via iceingbath)

  2. giraffepoliceforce:

    Unsure of how to confess your love to someone? Try this:

    1. Acquire several dozen limes.
    2. Go up to them and then drop all the limes.
    3. Start picking them up, but keep dropping them. The clumsier you look the better.
    4. Keep doing this until you have their attention (this could take up to thirty minutes).
    5. Finally gather up the limes. Try looking a bit sheepish.
    6. Look them deeply in the eyes and say, “Sorry. I’m bad at Pickup Limes.”
    7. Marry them.

    (via timeofmagicandmystery)

    ask-gallows-callibrator:

    brontesnightthorn:

    This is so fucking cute and I reblog it every time I see it and I can’t get over it.

    i hate it when people say you cant love someone over the internet its just so wrong 

    (Source: celadonlonghorn, via timeofmagicandmystery)

    justusducks:

    carterson-the-mortal:

    the-goddamazon:

    totallynotabadvirus:

    I just bought my Wonder Woman comic and these were the last two pages. Wonder woman makes me extremely happy.

    AND SHE GAVE HIM A PIECE OF THE LASSO OF TRUTH I CAN’T.

    This is so important.

    Was going to do a photoset of this when I saw it, but figured tumblr would have me covered.

    So happy someone touched on this

    (via mayorhyremmcdaniels)

    1-2magulio:

    your-bodyisbeautiful:

    jlareine:

    OMG LOVE THIS S/O to whoever made this

    Reblogging again because it’s literal perfection

    This is brilliant.

    (Source: impsexual, via mayorhyremmcdaniels)

    fortune-favors-the-dreamers:

    sephiramy:

    ourloveissemperfii:

    "One day in the subway, James saw a red cat with a wound to the leg that likely resulted from a fight with another cat. It was obvious that the cat needed help. James could not pass and took the cat to the vet. With a little medical treatment and prescription drugs, the cat quickly recovered. At that point, James found it impossible to say goodbye to Street Cat Bob. Bob followed James everywhere he went. As James played the guitar on the street and Bob sat nearby, revenues increased dramatically. People found it difficult to pass when they looked at the cute kitty. James went on to write a book describing their adventures in the street which was full of life – both dramatic and comedic. In the book, James says that he could not have imagined how meeting Bob would change his life. His friendship with the cat healed him from a life that had been very hard. Most likely, if Bob could speak, he would say the same thing.”

    Um, so here is a book I am going to go BUY… NOW.

    HE’S WEARING SCARVES YOU GUYS

    (via stubborn-pint-sized-asshole)

    omgitsbrilliant:

    livindavidaloki:

    redhjedi:

    The Hulk ain’t never lied.

    I can’t even express how much respect I have for Mark Ruffalo.  The dude’s on the US terrorism watchlist for fuck’s sake.

    Omg, it’s true

    (Source: pipeschapman, via stubborn-pint-sized-asshole)

  3. er-c:

    teacakes:

    nativeamericannews:

    Navajo Kindergartner Sent Home from School, Ordered to Cut His Hair

    On Monday, a 5-year-old Native American boy was sent home on his first day of school and ordered to cut his hair short because it allegedly violated district policy, the boy’s mother said.
    The child, Malachi Wilson, an enrolled citizen of the Navajo Nation, had been looking forward to his first day of kindergarten at F.J. Young Elementary in Seminole, Texas.

    THIS IS TERRIFYING AND HORRIBLE

    to navajos cutting your hair is losing your knowledge..this is some boarding school shit

    (Source: indiancountrytodaymedianetwork.com, via stubborn-pint-sized-asshole)

  4. zombikki:

    veganasfuck:

    how many “friend-zoned” guys does it take to change a light bulb? None they’ll just compliment it and get pissed when it won’t screw. 

    this is the best joke ever

    (via stubborn-pint-sized-asshole)